do you ever just see a URL and know they have autoplay
do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”
I glance at a girl’s crotch and think “There’s no dick in there.”
Thank god he had time to grab that shirt though
i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me
I’m willing to watch that horrible movie just over this sappy feelgood stuff.
thewayilightupwhenyourearound:
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
YAHOOLIGAN
Non-Yahooligans represent
Members of The Pussycat Dolls
- Nicole Scherzinger
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really tho the fictional character that’s been treated the worst by its writers is Scrat
